Welfare Office Check
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges.
be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
is $200,000 a year."
guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . . you started it!"