Not Welcome

>>>>> A couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, "We have
>>>>> a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain
>>>>> from sex for one whole month."
>>>>> The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
>>>>> church.
>>>>> When the Pastor ushered them
>>>>> into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously
>>>>> very depressed "You are back so soon...Is there a problem?", the
>>>>> pastor inquired.
>>>>> "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to
>>>>> abstain from sex for the required month", the young man replied
>>>>> sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week
>>>>> was difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer
>>>>> willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of
>>>>> prayer, we managed to abstain.
>>>>> However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers,
>>>>> prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off
>>>>> carnal thoughts.
>>>>> But, one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
>>>>> When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I
>>>>> just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful,
>>>>> loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over 20 mins. and when we were
>>>>> done we were both drenched in sweat and paint,"
>>>>> admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head and
>>>>> said sternly, "You understand this means you will not be welcome
>>>>> in our church."
>>>>> "We know", said the young man, hanging his head, "we're not
>>>>> welcome at Home Depot either.