David was going to be married to Jenn, so his father sat him down
for a little chat. He said, "David, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, 'Here - try these on' She did and said, 'These are too big I
can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this family and I
always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said David. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, David took off his pants and said to Jenn,
"Here - try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
 me."   David said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.  I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jenn took off her pants and handed them to David. She said,
"Here-you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Jenn said,

And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."

And she lived happily ever after.

The End