For the golfer in you

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An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
amazed at
what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great
physical condition?"
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"I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm
up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
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"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to
it. How old was your dad when he died?"
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"Who said my dad's dead?"
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The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years  old and your dad's
still
alive. How old is he?"
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"He's 100 years old," says the old golfer. "In fact he golfed with me
this
morning, and that's why he's still alive . . he's a golfer too."
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"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
than
that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
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"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
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Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather
is still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
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"He's 118 years old," says the old golfer .
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The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So,I guess he went
golfing
with you this morning too?"
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"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married
today."
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At this point the doctor is close to losing it, "Getting married! Why
would a
118 year-old guy want to get married?"
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Who said he wanted to?".