For the golfer in you
An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is
what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great
"I'm a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good
up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
it. How old was your dad when he died?"
"Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's
alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old golfer. "In fact he golfed with me
morning, and that's why he's still alive . . he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it
that. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
is still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old golfer .
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So,I guess he went
with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married
At this point the doctor is close to losing it, "Getting married! Why
118 year-old guy want to get married?"
Who said he wanted to?".