A Senior Love Story

> This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
> When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did
> you steal?"
> She replied, "A can of peaches."
> The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches?> She
> replied that she was hungry.
> The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can?
> > She replied, "Six."
> The judge said, "Then I will give you six days in jail."
> Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke
> up and asked the judge if he could say something.
> The judge said, "What is it?"
> The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas!