Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their
first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.
The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to
snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."

Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys
were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled
with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage
and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The
curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were

They stood there frozen.

So the teacher whispered for them to begin.

The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....

First Boy, "My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill
your hole with soap."

The second screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of shit, horse shit,
ahhhhhhhh   this is bull shit...   I never wanted to be in this lousy
play anyway..."

The audience left howling!!