@ PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

@ PRISON - you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON - you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK - you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK - you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON - you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK - you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON - you get your own toilet

@ WORK - you have to share the toilet with some people who peed on the seat

@ PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK - you aren't supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK - you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK - they are called managers


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.