Be careful when shopping at Home Depot!

Here's how the scam works...

Two gorgeous, good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts.
 

Of course - it is impossible not to look.  

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a
ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back
seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you. 

Meanwhile, the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
& 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, then on the 23rd, &
29th.   

Sadly, or perhaps wrong choice of word, it is very likely this will occur again this coming weekend.
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That said, for goodness sake - tell all your male friends....   :)