Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
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>>    tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
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>>    Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing
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>>    pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids
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>>    whatever they wanted.
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>>    The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary said, "No
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>>    problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."
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>>    The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary
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>>    said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
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>>    The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and
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>>    stereo headset!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you
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>>    don't look like you're handicapped."
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>>    The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."