If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of
him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it ..

then get a dog.

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If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want .

then get a dog.

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If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as
you watch romantic movies.

then get a dog

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If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just
to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ......


then get a dog!

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If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young
or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially
worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally,
perpetually


then get a dog.

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on the other hand, if you want someone who will never
come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around
all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if
your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


then get a cat!