Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Pour one level cup and sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Pour again, double check to ensure it is of the highest quality.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, sample another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver, thingiy.

Sample the Cuervo for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo for? oh well chek it anyway - mann

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of ugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Put the cato down and Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 3600 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beater off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl in the sinc, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

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