Italian boy's confession

>> Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
>
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Parisi ?'
>
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
>
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
>
> 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
> reputation.'
>
> Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later,
> so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
>
> 'I cannot say.'
>
> 'Was it Teresa Volpe?'
>
> 'I'll never tell.'
>
> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
>
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
>
> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
>
> 'My lips are sealed.'
>
> 'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
>
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
> Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have
> to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now
> you go and behave yourself.'
>
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides
> over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
>
> '4 months vacation and five good leads.'