Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge, cleared to land
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised "
Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 515 -- You are cleared to land
westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great "
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear