During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,
"what is the criterion which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well," said the Director,
"We fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient
then ask them to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director
"A normal person would pull the plug."
"Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"