New words for 2008

SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person
SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person
TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking bollocks
BLAMESTORMING Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible
SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves
CUBE FARM An office filled with cubicles
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business"

SINBAD

Single working girls. single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate

404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located

OH - NO SECOND

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit "reply all")

GREYHOUND

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare

MILLENNIUM DOMES

The contents of a Wonderbra, (i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from
the outside), but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing

MONKEY BATH

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!, Aa!
Aa! Aa!"

MYSTERY BUS

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people, so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in

MYSTERY TAXI

The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead

BEER COAT

The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00am

BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from

TRAMP STAMP

Tattoo on a female

PICASSO BUM

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
got 4 buttocks